山寨英语
①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
日本旅馆：如果您想调节您房间的温度，请控制您自己。
②Please don’t feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.
匈牙利动物园：请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品，请喂给值班警卫。
③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
挪威酒吧：女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。
④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.
瑞典皮货商店：为女士们制作的皮大衣，是用她们的皮制成的。
⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
香港牙科诊所：由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。
⑥Drop your trousers here for best results.
泰国的干洗店：在这里脱掉您的裤子，等待最好的结果。
⑦Specialist in women and other diseases.
意大利妇科诊所：我们是women和其他疾病的专家。